Still Alive

I took some time off last week and I’m taking some more this week. I used to assume that most of the traffic here came from Facebook, but I didn’t post anything last week and I still got quite a bit of hits. Thank you. I haven’t quit the blog. I’m just dealing with life, I guess you could say. There are two ways to look at it:
1) Life sucks.
2) I’m getting more source material for future hilarious blog posts.
I prefer to believe it’s the latter. I mean, be honest. You have to know that most of these stories I tell were originally a pain in the ass while they were happening. It takes time and a very “unique” perspective to be able to tell them with humor.

So right now I’m just processing and two movie quotes come to mind.

1) The Matrix Reloaded–That’s for my existentialist side.
“Maybe we did something wrong.”
“Or didn’t do something.”
“No, what happened, happened and couldn’t have happened any other way.”
“How do you know?”
“We are still alive.”

2) Ghostbusters II–Who ever quotes this movie?
“Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?”

I’ll be back…eventually.